Python函数里的爱情故事

素颜马尾好姑娘i 2022-10-27 01:41 165阅读 0赞

Python语言的学习中，有很多有意思的事件，本文就像大家展示了Python函数里的爱情故事，告诉大家其实编程还能这么去用，希望对大家的学习Python语言有所帮助

一直被拒型

def my_love_story():
    
        for girl in every_girl_I_liked:
    
            response = declare_love(girl)
    
            if response != "NO":
    
                raise RunTimeError("女孩这里面肯定有些误会.")

孤单型

def my_love_story():
    
        return None

自己动手型

def my_girl_friend():
    
        return "右手"

或者

import random
    
    def my_girl_friend():
    
        my_girl_friends = ["左手", "右手"]
    
        return random.choice(my_girl_friends)

风流型

def my_love_story():
    
        for girl in every_girl_I_have_met:
    
            sleep_with(girl)

一见钟情型

def my_love_story():
    
        assert love_at_first_sight(my_girl_friend) is True

钟爱一生型

def my_love_story():
    
        girl = met_a_girl()
    
        girl_friend = dated_her(girl)
    
        wife = got_married(girl_friend)
    
        mother = had_a_child(wife)
    
        assert girl is girl_friend is wife is mother

寻找真爱型

def my_love_story():
    
        girl = find_someone()
    
        while not is_the_one(girl):
    
            girl = find_someone()
    
    
    
        live_happily_ever_after()

韩剧型

def my_love_story():
    
        assert me.is_wealthy()
    
        assert me.is_handsome()
    
        assert me.is_tall()
    
    
    
        girl = someone_I_met_at_a_random_party()
    
        me.hate(girl)
    
        me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
    
        girl.ex_boy_friend is jerk
    
        me.fight(girl.ex_boy_friend)
    
        me.date(girl)
    
    
    
        me.mother.hate(girl)
    
        me.mother.find_me_another_girl()
    
        me.break_up_with_my_family()
    
    
    
        girl.got_cancer()
    
        me.is_devastated()
    
        me.mother.give_money_to(me)
    
        me.mother.accept(girl)
    
        girl.is_cured()
    
    
    
        me.kiss(girl)
    
        the_end()

相亲型

def my_love_story():
    
        available_girls = filter(who_does_not_mind_my_poverty, girls_my_mother_set_me_up())
    
        marry(biggest_boobs(available_girls))

现实型

def my_love_story():
    
        girl = met_a_girl()
    
        girl_friend = fell_crazy_in_love(girl)
    
    
    
        with before_getting_married(girl_friend):
    
            if not all([me.have_a_house, me.have_a_car, me.have_a_lot_of_money]):
    
                girl_friend.break_up_with(me)

我爱的人和爱我的人型

def my_love_story():
    
        for girl in every_girl_that_loved_me:
    
            me.reject(girl)
    
    
    
        for girl in every_girl_that_I_loved:
    
            girl.reject(me)

暗恋型

def my_love_story():
    
        places_I_have_been = [classrooms, companies, supermarkets, restaurants, trains, hotels_I_stayed]
    
        for girl in the_most_beautiful_girl():
    
            me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
    
            girl.never_notice(me)

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